And here we British Columbians thought we were being screwed WRT our medical records...

Hail Eris!

Dang, we never had it so good...Here is some more fascist fun!

At this rate, I'm going to wind up an enemy of Canada, too...

Snarky

Nono, it's not "anarchy" that doesn't exist...

Hail Eris!

...It's /government/. Just a hallucination of governors, y'see. Of course, there are no enemies anywhere (as Chuang Chou once pointed out), but, being a Snark, I don't necessarily exist either.

Snarky

Gulf War III = Gulf War II?

Hail Eris!

Josh Marshall of TPM has this to say about that (specifically, the first two paragraphs):

"Now, I'm pretty new to this issue. But even I can spot that Stephen Rademaker works for Robert Joseph. And that's the same Bob Joseph who was charged with muscling the CIA into letting President Bush use the Niger bamboozle in the 2003 State of the Union address. And he actually managed to get it done, even after Alan Foley and others at the CIA told him repeatedly they didn't think it was true. So he certainly speaks with a lot of credibility on this issue."

...Has anyone got a spare saucer ship they're not using? I'd like to get off this crazy thing now.



You know, it's strange, but I don't feel like I'm dying from radiation sickness, due to all the fallout from Iran nuking the US. Do you think it's because that never happened?

Snarky

Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott. Get bent.

Hail Eris!

Just in case you forget why people are still ticked off at you and your boss, Scottie, here's a reminder:

THE PRESIDENT: "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories. You remember when Colin Powell stood up in front of the world, and he said, Iraq has got laboratories, mobile labs to build biological weapons. They’re illegal. They’re against the United Nations resolutions, and we’ve so far discovered two. And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them. “

So, to your boss, I say, Scottie: No, you didn't. No, you didn't. He lied, and has since recanted. So get rid of your own. Sure they are, and no you didn't. You haven't, and you won't ever. We're right, you're the wrong one, and no you didn't. To sum up, you lied, you lied about lying, you lied about trying to cover up your lies, and you lied some more. You are, in fact, a pathological liar, and your entire administration is made up of liars and lie-enablers, as well as sociopaths and psychopaths (i.e. Cheney & Rumsfeld), with the possible exceptions of various low-level bureaucrats and those people (Clarke, etc.) who voluntarily resigned.

Therefore, McClellan, you can go suck Osama's dick, assuming he's still alive.

Snarky