Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott. Get bent.

Hail Eris!

Just in case you forget why people are still ticked off at you and your boss, Scottie, here's a reminder:

THE PRESIDENT: "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories. You remember when Colin Powell stood up in front of the world, and he said, Iraq has got laboratories, mobile labs to build biological weapons. They’re illegal. They’re against the United Nations resolutions, and we’ve so far discovered two. And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them. “

So, to your boss, I say, Scottie: No, you didn't. No, you didn't. He lied, and has since recanted. So get rid of your own. Sure they are, and no you didn't. You haven't, and you won't ever. We're right, you're the wrong one, and no you didn't. To sum up, you lied, you lied about lying, you lied about trying to cover up your lies, and you lied some more. You are, in fact, a pathological liar, and your entire administration is made up of liars and lie-enablers, as well as sociopaths and psychopaths (i.e. Cheney & Rumsfeld), with the possible exceptions of various low-level bureaucrats and those people (Clarke, etc.) who voluntarily resigned.

Therefore, McClellan, you can go suck Osama's dick, assuming he's still alive.

Snarky